There used to be a local version of “Sesame Street” in the Philippines called “Batibot” which had some of its muppets roughly corresponding to some of the original Sesame Street characters.
Paninigarilyo: Huwag tularan!
Instead of Big Bird, there was Pong Pagong.
But they also had a Tagalog version of the song “One of these things is not like the other” which was meant to teach kids about picking out something that doesn’t belong in a group.
Well, well, well… As a follow up to Kris’ plot to hook Junjun Binay for obvious political reasons, let’s play the choosing game.
Look at the pictures of Kris Aquino‘s main squeezes (and men she declared her attraction for) all the way from Binoy to Binay and see which one doesn’t belong…
Guess what the pattern is and see which one is the obvious misfit.
So here goes the song:
Alin, alin, alin ang naiba?
Robin "Binoy" Padilla, selling something that Kris should have told Joey to wear so she wouldn't have caught the clam (or so she claims)
Isipin kung alin ang naiba…
Alvin "The Captain" Patrimonio
Isiping mabuti…
Philip Salvador, father of Kris' first-born son Josh
Isipin kung alin…
Joey Marquez, the guy Kris claims gave her the clam...
Isipin kung alin ang…
James Yap, the father of Kris' second son Baby James aka "Bimby."
…naiba!
Junjun Binay, mayor of Makati, son of Vice-President Jejemon Binay
Isn’t it obvious which ones were all for either love or lust and which one sticks out like a sore thumb as purely being meant for political purposes? It’s rather obvious, isn’t it?
(credit for the idea behind this post goes to ricelander & Shaddap for their comments as well as a private message from JMP. For those who have not read it yet, click here to go to the “Showbiz Krismis Win na Win” article to understand the real context of this blogpost.)
Bwahaha!
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Ang hirap naman ng puzzle
Puro yellow (ano nga pala sa Wikang Pilipino ang Yellow?)
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Dr. José Rizal II Reply:
August 14th, 2010 at 5:35 am
Dilaw…
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mel Reply:
August 14th, 2010 at 6:27 am
Thanks, Dr. JRII! Tsk, hirap ng Tagalog!
Now, I understand which one does not like the other. Kris wants to be the First Lady someday?
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Dr. José Rizal II Reply:
August 14th, 2010 at 6:45 am
Mel, you can also re-read the “Showbiz Krismis Win na Win” article to get the full-context of what Kris (and Kamag-anak Inc) is trying to achieve.
mel Reply:
August 14th, 2010 at 6:57 am
Dr. JRII, I have read it. Am just trolling.
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ChinoF Reply:
August 14th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Trolling, you are. In your avatar, the master is.
noko Reply:
August 15th, 2010 at 3:32 am
obvious troll, go train in 4chan
Masyado na daw siyang sawa sa Big Birds, gusto naman nya tikman si Tweety Bird.
Sabi ni Junjun, I think i saw a pussy ……………….nothing follows.
I wasn’t looking at Big Bird at first. I was thinking…
may hitsura
may hitsura
may hitsura
may hitsura
may hitsura
kailangan palitan ng hitsura…kamukha ni Mahal at Mura…hihihi
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bob Reply:
August 14th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
mas ok kung ganito@silvercrest
may hitsura
may hitsura
may hitsura
may hitsura
may hitsura
MATSURA (ask a Kapampangan for its meaning)
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baka nagsawa na sa handsomeness – trying geekiness this time around
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Andy Reply:
August 14th, 2010 at 8:58 am
Siguro kasi nakikinig si Kris sa payo ni Andrew E…
Ay naku kasi ano
ang hihilig kasi sa magagandang lalaki
ang hilig sa magagandang babae
o anong napala n’yo e ‘di wala
kaya kung ako sa inyo
makinig na lang kayo sa sasabihin ko
humanahap ka ng panget at ibigin mong tunay
‘yan ang dapat mong gawin
kaya makinig ka sa akin
ang it goes a little something like this:
Kung gusto mong lumigaya ang iyong buhay
humanap ka ng panget at ibigin mong tunay
isang panget na talagang ‘di mo matanggap
at h’wag ang lalaki na iyong pangarap
Ngunit kung bakit ko sinabi ‘to’y simple lang
‘Pagkat magagandang lalaki’y naglalaro lang
ng iyong oras, pagod, hirap at salapi
ngunit handang handang iwanan ka naman sa sandali
na ikaw ay wala nang ibigay ‘di ba?
kaya panget na lalaki ang hanapin mo ‘day
kung hindi sige ka puso mo’y mabibiyak
mawalay man ang panget hindi ka iiyak”
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Hyden Toro Reply:
August 14th, 2010 at 10:40 am
The Whore is in heat and in Sexual Itch. This is tormenting her. She needs a New Man to relieve her Sexual Itch…have mercy on her torment…a Sexual Itch for a New Man, cannot be relieved by: prayers of the Priests and Nuns; by Masses/Novenas performed by the Catholic Church; by her popularity;etc…let the WHORE have her way…maybe, Exorcism by a Holy Priest, will do the job…
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Binay Jr looks kind of gay. Kris is safe.
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innagadda54 Reply:
August 14th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Binay is not hungry for Kris. Kris is the one staking Jun Jun like prey. The question is, is Binay safe?
“Is it safe?” One of the best lines in cinematic history. “The Running Man”
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whoops! Reply:
August 14th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
I think the correct film you were referring to was “Marathon Man” from the mid 70′s, with Dustin Hoffman and Sir Laurence Olivier. It was the latter that muttered the line, “Is it safe?”.
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ChinoF Reply:
August 14th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
BInay Jr was a recent widower, right? My sincerest condolences to him.
If Kris gets him… a hundred times more condolences.
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Miriam Quiamco Reply:
August 14th, 2010 at 8:18 pm
You guys are being too unkind and may I say a little chauvinistic. Kris may be truly psychologically sick and in need of help. Junjun Binay looks like a bedrock of stability and psychological maturity, could it be that at this stage of the psycho’s life, she now prefers a Junjun Binay type rather than the hunks, after all she is no longer a spring chicken. Is Kamag-anak Inc. this cruel to use her changing tastes in men to further their political ambitions. This indeed calls for a grand tele-novela. And may I say poor Kris, a pawn in the grand evil plans of Kamag-anak Inc. Wouldn’t you at least sympathize with this unsuspecting woman whose only sin is to be a sexually confused woman. We all know sexual desire could enslave even the most intelligent among us, who are we to condemn a woman who brandishes hers like it is something unconquerable, it is in her case, she is a psychological case, remember?
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ChinoF Reply:
August 15th, 2010 at 4:50 am
I don’t think she’s unsuspecting, or she wouldn’t have gone with with that many men so willingly. If she is a psychological case, that doesn’t make her free of responsibility for her actions. And as a psychological case, she should be contained, although I know the Philippines is very poor in its mental health services. Of course, this article is working on a hunch, but things are more likely to prove that hunch true or not. Please allow us a little irreverent fun with this hunch.
I wonder if this “poor Kris” sentiment is something she plans as well, because it can make you gloss over her faults no matter how glaring they are. I’d rather be wary of it.
NFA rice Reply:
August 15th, 2010 at 8:48 am
@Miriam,
Sluttyness is not a psychological problem anymore. It’s just another lifestyle, so Kris is free to get bukak’ed as she sees fit. Besides she has lots of money, power, and the sex drive to make up for the lack of attractiveness. She gets richer after catching a bacterial infection and can always blame the men for that. Poor Kris. Not!
I don’t even think much of that Conjuangco/Aquino Whore, Kris Aquino. She has somePsychological/Psychiatric issues that need to be addresed to. A good Psychiatrist o Psychologist can help her. The trouble here is: the kamagAnak, Inc.; is using her being mentally unbalanced : to Boast the popularity of the imbecile, Noynoy Aquino. They are also trying to use her as a Tool of Diversion/Distraction against the country’s issues needed to be addressed to. This will hide the works of Noynoy Tamad; as President.
They cannot play the Blame Game, anymore…
These people are the Ultimate Opportunists. I don’t wonder why they have COVETED such large tracts of lands called Hacienda Luisita. Setting aside as their own. Leaving the rest of Filipinos in Tarlac, as their Tenants/Tillers. It is SERFDOM; with the Roman Catholic Church, and Philippine government, looking the other way. Cory Aquino protected the Hacienda. The Church was behind it. The EDSA mania was used as a
Diversion and Distraction tool. The Lopez Media Network; owned by their fellow Oligarch, peddled the good propaganda. It has been almost 30 years. Are we still asleep or willing to be deluded?
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Kris Aquino = Black Widow
She mates, then she kills.
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boombox Reply:
August 14th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
PWEDE!!!!
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LOL….you know, I’m shaking my head, trying to make sense of this, chuckling, I don’t know what to think anymore.
I can’t wait for the sex-tape scandal of KrisJun to surface.
Then Kris Cojuangco Aquino will cry again on TV and say….
“MOHM, I’M NOT OKAAAY. I LIED TO YOU! BOOO HOOO HOOO! JUNJUN BINAY IS NOT WELL ENDOWED. THERE WAS NOTHING! SO HE GAVE ME NOTHING! NO STD, NOTHING!”
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hahahahaha! ayos!
humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay??????????? o para sa pulitikang tunay?
nagsawa sa big bird.hahaha
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Oh, you took it seriously, eh? My tongue was in my cheek.
Even I was not so sold on your theory on Binay. It was like a conspiracy theory to me. But then I saw Kris and Junjun in that picture together. Parang me punto. It is that same juvenile thought you get when you see a stunning beauty in the arms of a dirty old man. In a group you just look at each other and you know what each other think without a word said.
I don’t want to be mean as I am possibly in Junjun’s league too as far as physique is concerned hahaha.
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Ok, is there anyway to put a positive spin on this… hmmm…
Kris was going through a phase? Considering her kind goes through long lapses of phases and almost never gets out of it?
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Kris always gets away with everything.
lucky girl.
Putang ina, ano ba ito?
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ChinoF Reply:
August 15th, 2010 at 5:09 am
I wonder if that was actually on Mar’s mind when he said that. hehehe
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ANG PANGIT NI BINAY! ANG POKPOK NI KRIS!
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